1.Learn how to get out of a car without showing your knickers

2.Don’t wear anything made out of thin black material. Your underwear will show through in the flash photos. Help! Help! Help!

3.Don’t bring your dad. Just don’t

4.Don’t fall in love with your co-star. Just don’t

5.Smile, smile, smile. Otherwise you just look like a grumpy person in a borrowed dress. Which is bad. Even if that’s kind of what you are

6.Yellow trouser suits - no-no